so ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST ..........BYE 2008........:)

Tuesday, December 30, 2008



New Year’s Resolution is a commitment that an individual makes to a project or the reforming of a habit, often a lifestyle change that is generally interpreted as advantageous. (definition from wikipedia)

The name comes from the fact that these commitments normally go into effect on New Year’s Day and remain until fulfilled or abandoned.




NO NONSENSE

Friday, November 7, 2008

EXAMS  aka nightmares (i mean if i started giving punjabi synonyms for the same it will be beeped out) .yeah am having exams  ,1st semester exams of my mba 

by the time i ill be finished writing this post i ill be erased with our course managerial economics (the fisrt exam which i had this morning )

its not the exams that are bothering me its just the thing that i wanna go home badly now.
i hadnt stayed so long away  from home in my whole life .


i mean my life currently is confused,busy,and f**cked up .

scribblings during the lecture

Friday, October 31, 2008

wtf!
i mean we r having mid sems .
and we r having classes after the exams
.i had my first diwali ot of my home
(believe me its the lousiest feeling one can have ,while the festive season when u are away from ur loved ones.)
celeberated my diwali at my (so called )home ,had invited friends over our place for a diwali lunch .i was like preparing nothing hehe.and my room mates put up a really nice (humans consumable) lunch .after the lunch session .the college organized a fire cracker show in the campus .I being a huge feud of crackers cudnt resist myself frm bursting(& gawking) a few fulljhadis:). In the meantime i was like missing my family,my friends and u wont believe its been almost 5 months am away frm home and now to am missing people whom i used to see in a week or so at my native place e,g the chowkidaar ,dhoodhwala etc .
i miss my street dogs too :(

i will be dedicating this post to our fav stray dog who used to bark like gabbar whenever i passed him on my bike . "pintu" we love you

happy birthday

Thursday, August 21, 2008

late here to wishing my blog
happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you (belated):)

HE DID IT JUST BECAUSE HE COULD....................

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

“A man called JOE KATANGA.In 1960 climbing into a foil balloon,Captain Joe ascended 32kms into stratosphere.And then,armed only with a parachute,he jumped out.He fell for four minutes and 36 seconds,reaching 740mph before opening his parachute and five kilometers above earth.It had never been done before.And has never been done since.He did it just because he could......”

Thats why chris loved him.Because the thing about chris was he said yes.He said yes to everything.He loved everyone.he was the bravest boy.....man,i knew.And that was .....he flung himself out of a foil balloon every day .Because he could .Because he was.And that’s why .....We loved him.”-Jal.

The extract is from the season 2 finale of the british tv show “SKINS”.Just read it over again if u read it as a another story and try interpreting it.



IMDB
"Skins" (2007)


I particularly love the show more than any other .A teen based show ,tags should be like high school,college,drugs,sex,love,emotions,drama,comedy,romance.

I would like to tell more about this extract here,its said by JALANDA g/f of CHRIS,at his funeral,coz chris’s dad dint want all his friends to attend his funeral. And all the friends who the show is about are

TONY

SIDNEY(SID)

MICHELE(CHELE’)

CHRIS

CASSIE (I WILL SOUND BIASED IF I SAID I LIKE HER THE MOST AMONG THEM ALL .)

JALANDA(JAL)

MAXXIE

ANWAR

EFFY(tony’s sis ,not among these friends though.)


IMDB

I wont be writing the plot n stuff here find it here.

Its a must see piece of art for :-

WHO

1. l 1.Love their friends.

2. 2. Have a penchant for good movies and tv shows.

3. 3. have enough time and bandwidth to download a whopping 6-7gb of its two seasons.

P.S:-i bet just try its first episode and u will be getting it anyhow. And then watched the second episode, about Cassie the anorexic, and was hooked. It managed to be both funny and touching

4. is reading this till now :D.



U CAN DOWNLOAD THEM FROM HERE TOO:-DOWNLOAD


AND ABOUT THAT EXTRACT ILL CONTINUE IN NEXT POST ....

10 Breeds of PC User Identified and Explained

Thursday, May 8, 2008


They are: the traumatized virus victim, the two-fingered typist, the optimist, the blinkered office-worker, the obnoxious expert, the upgrade fanatic, the fixer, the PC evangelist, the addict and the maniac.


It’s time for a bit of fun with our first ‘Unplug’ column.

Which one are you?



PC user breed #1

The traumatized virus victim

How to spot one:

Will not open any email attachments you send, including images, documents and MP3s. Burn them a CD of music and they’ll ask if they can get a virus from it. Will decline to accept images and MP3s sent over IM “Just in case”. Will usually be running five or six Anti-Virus programs which pop up every few seconds, but somehow manage to get a new virus every other day. Have stopped deleting the ‘Online Casino’ shortcuts from their desktop. Have not yet discovered how to turn on a Firewall and have no desire to learn.

The highs:

Easily impressed by any computer that works.

The lows:

Will remain paranoid and impervious to logic on any computer-related topic.

PC user breed #2

The two-fingered typist

How to spot one:

As per this breed’s namesake, the two-fingered typist will use the index finger of each hand for all keyboard use, usually involving much more force than is necessary. This also goes for clicking the mouse. Two-fingered typists don’t understand computers and are proud of the fact. They won’t retain any computer related information, so don’t bother trying to teach them. They’ll routinely (and possibly deliberately) mispronounce common computer terms or use them in the wrong context. My sister calls Firefox “Mottzilla”.

The highs:

Endlessly amusing.

The lows:

Showing your dad how to send an email for literally the fifth or sixth time.

PC User breed #3

The optimist

How to spot one:

Excited by the prospect of maximum performance and low-cost repairs, the DIY\ optimist sees actual technical knowledge as unnecessary in the pursuit of PC perfection. BIOS is not a computer’s central nervous system — to the DIY optimist, it’s a playground: a place to change variables and “See what happens.” The occasional BSOD is to be expected. It will usually take the destruction of one or more CPUs before this breed will concede defeat and call a repair shop.

The highs:

When it works, it works. Optimists tend to get there eventually (though a few parts might be confined to the scrap-heap along the way).

The lows:

When it fails, it fails catastrophically. Optimists can turn a minor RAM allocation problem into a hazardous electrical fire with seemingly very little effort.

PC User breed #4

The blinkered office-worker

How to spot one:

Has been using a computer for 12 years but will rave to you about a cute little program they just discovered called ‘Paint’. Can create multi-layered tables and a complicated footnote system in Word but can’t work out how to change their screen resolution. Will use the internet only to do things they already know how to do offline (i.e. read the paper, check weather and send greeting cards). Discovered ‘Solitaire’ five years ago and have never turned back.

"i will like to quote an example here :a cousin of mine M.S in comp science working with big four of states owning a lappy from past four years and dint know that there was a dvd-combo in it until i pointed out)

The highs:

Associate computers with mind-numbing work and thus spend as little time as possible using them after hours. Tend to be more tanned than the rest of us.

The lows:

Extremely adverse to trying anything new and computer-related.

PC User breed #5

The obnoxious expert

How to spot one:

Knows a lot about computers and is not content to do so quietly. Can usually be found accumulating an insanely high forum post count primarily by answering tech or gaming related questions with a heavy dose of subtle humiliation. Will disagree with everything and everyone. Uses the word “Obviously” as much as possible.

The highs:

When you can wade through the disdain far enough to extract a nugget of useful advice.

The lows:

When you find out that the freelancer you just contracted is one of these guys.

PC user breed #6

The upgrade fanatic

How to spot one:

You’ll usually spot their PC tower first as a beam of neon shoots into your eye and temporarily blinds you. When you regain your vision you’ll see a vaguely rectangular object which looks a little bit like a miniature alien spaceship with spinning objects, lasers and drifting motes of dry ice inside. If the owner isn’t around, he’ll probably be at the mailbox picking up a new shipment of neon tubing. The crazed modder’s PC will usually be worth at least twice as much as their car.

The highs:

Will eagerly install new hardware for you and may even give you hand-me-down parts which are probably three or four times better than what you’re currently using.

The lows:

They pour thousands upon thousands of bu into an object that, over time, depreciates almost as fast as underwear.

PC user breed #7

The fixer

How to spot one:

Their PC runs like a dream. They Defrag several times a month, perform regular virus checks and have installed a complicated network of firewalls. If something does go wrong, will insist on fixing the problem personally rather than pay a repair center to do it, almost as a matter of honor. Will volunteer to “help fix” any computer that doesn’t run to their high standards (i.e. any computer other than their own).

The highs:

Can be genuinely useful, particularly when paired with a traumatized virus victim or two-fingered typist.

The lows:

Will chastise you for not fixing that critical hard drive failure yourself.

PC user breed #8

The PC evangelist

How to spot one:

Will claim that PCs must be superior because so many more people use them (logic that also makes Akon a superior musician to Sufjan Stevens, because more people buy Akon’s albums). Can usually be seen with an iPod in one ear and an iPhone pressed to the other.


The highs:

Great conversation-starter for fellow PC users.

The lows:

Does not mix well with Mac users.

PC user breed #9

The addict

How to spot one:

All phone conversations with addicts will be characterized by the faint sound of typing and delayed one-word responses that often don’t quite line up with the question you asked. Will usually only leave the room containing their computer to relieve themselves or scavenge for food and water (unless they’re playing World of Warcraft, in which case these things are not always sufficient motivations… ouch). Will indicate that they want you to stop bothering them by looking intently at the computer screen as they answer your questions. You probably won’t see the person much for the duration of the addiction.

The highs:

Quite good if you don’t like the person much (for example, a weird room-mate).

The lows:

Bad if you like the person (for example, a spouse).

PC user breed #10

The maniac

How to spot one:

Will spend many hours setting up and refining a complicated folder system which saves less time than is spent on maintaining it. Is plagued by constant guilt because they’re “Not doing it properly.” Regards anything other than a blank desktop as “clutter”. Will allocate a weekly “clean up” session, even if there’s nothing to clean. Will delete important files rather than store them, even if they have a 400 Gigabyte hard drive with 380 Gigabytes free.

The highs:

Will achieve occasional ’serene’ states where they feel like everything is perfectly ordered and as it should be.

The lows:

Usually fail to realize that a highly complicated, regimental productivity system is a symptom of over-work, not a cure for it.

QUOTES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Quotes,one liners and bumper sticker humor
i have a penchant for them .
the most effective are the most shortest.

ill regularly post them under their tags.

starting with a few

"People change, and forget to tell"..-author unknown(courtesy- supernova)

"Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason" Jerry Seinfeld quotes (American television actor and comedian, b.1954)

"The second greatest trick that god ever pulled was convincing the world that love exists."-unknown

"We are all in the gutter ,but some of us are looking at the stars."- Oscar wilde

"Man who scratch *** should not bite fingernails."

"Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure." Murphy's Law

"Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside!" - Mark Twain

"Knowing what / Thou knowest not / Is in a sense / Omniscience."
Piet Hein, poet and scientist (1905-1996)

"Cowardice asks the question, 'Is it safe?' Expediency asks the question, 'Is it politic?' Vanity asks the question, 'Is it popular?' But, conscience asks the question, 'Is it right?' And there comes a time when one must take a position that is neither safe, nor politic, nor popular but one must take it because one's conscience tells one that it is right."
Martin Luther King, Jr.

"God gives every bird his worm, but he does not throw it into the nest."
Swedish proverb


"They know enough who know how to learn."


"We lie the loudest when we lie to ourselves."

"Only enemies speak the truth; friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. "


"Don't be yourself. Be someone a little nicer."

"The 2nd day of a diet is always easier than the 1st. By the 2nd day you're off it."


LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'lol'-----laughing out loud.

" Even if there is nothing to laugh about, laugh on credit. ~Author Unknown"



I am from a family who laugh as loud as they can even on petty things. No one ever told me that I should not laugh aloud.

" Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. ~Kurt Vonnegut"



yesterday saw a movie the bucket list
the movie is about a things to do list when you know hom much days u have left with.
and freemen make a point of laughing till they cry .just staring back my life remembering those type of laughs when u cant stop the laughter make u smile at the same moment of time.
myself being a great fan of comedy .
Be it bollywood movies or hollywood movies ,the first section i watch for in imdb or any torrent site is the comedy.stand up comedies,from all those laughter shows running on tv some are like shit and sometime even a shitty comedian pulls out a switch or a gag which makes u laugh .
(p.s- i have a penchant for not liking people much.not being cynical but still.)

" If you can't say anything nice about anybody, come stand next to me."

i
will like to tray down some of my favourites movies n stuff
which i can go over again n again

#. Jaane bhi do yaroo

tops the list a great movie and great characters .must watch is the foray between the mahabharat play .the chaos which it creates is superb and am sure the person who dnt even smile watching that needs to check in at an asylum.

#.Hera pheri -by far the best movie by priyadarshan and akshay kumar.

#Russel peters
those of you who are unfamilier with the name and feel only you can say shit things about india ,i present to you russel peters this person will make u laught yours gut out by insulting you on your face.slaps tick comedy is the genre .i mean hez just awesome.get his shows from you tube or if you are a torrent freak google it out or bug me ill provide you with links.



a no. of movies i can name down but ill just select them and recommend you some must watch ,just wait ill get bck to dem in next post
to be contd...




"Laughter is an orgasm triggered by the intercourse of sense and nonsense. ~Author Unknown
"



just a thought-2


Isn't it irritating when at some point in ur life you feel all trapped and there seems to be no way out. And to worsen the situation, all you are left with is to wait for time to bring along solution. The feeling of helplessness is so killing.
your loved ones are there to support you ,they are always there even if you feel like going away from them and to be alone.

Sometime i wonder
why is it that at times when one feel to stay alone and just in the next split second want someone to be there to talk to .

one feel like going away from everything and the next thought that hit you is why am i running away?,why is this happening to me and giving a thought when u find yourself responsible for whats happening to you.One introspect oneself.

just another thought!!!!!!!!!!

I was just sitting and wondering, What is more difficult to bear?
i. Your own hardships ?
ii. Your Loved ones' hardships and pains ?
I guess, our loved ones' hardships....Because when you are in trouble, you can help yourself and search for solutions. But when your loved ones face hardships, it brings such pain that will burn you every second....But the worst is not being able to help them, that very feeling of helplessness...One tear from their eyes is enough to keep you awake whole night or irritated for the next whole week....But then I read somewhere, "Let your loved ones struggle...Else, u will retard their growth and deprive them of the lessons which only life can teach......"
Well, we all read the fundas of life in so many novels, books and stories......But you understand their meaning only when you experience them yourself. And when life's struggles teach you the already learnt lessons, you feel as if you have discovered something really new but true forever.....

CHILDHOOD

Anytime you hear this beautiful word, so many beautiful thoughts start pouring.Childhood, as most of the people agree, is such a lovely period of life. All the small things like reaching school on time, fighting with friends and playing with the same friends next day, getting punished for trivial things like not polishing school shoes, waiting for winter and summer breaks, getting scared during exams, playing in hot sun without worrying about getting tanned, eating whatever you want from roadside without thinking about hygiene, used to matter so much. It was more of a life driven by passion and emotions, rather than concerns and logics. But then there is always other side of the coin. Yesterday only I visited a bank. Suddenly a young kid of age, say 7-8 years, came begging. I was wondering what must be her thoughts about childhood. The age, when she deserves to play, get pampered, at that age she is concerned about getting her daily bread. The age when she should be cared, she is wondering as if no one is there for her.How true it is, every definition in this world tends to be relative…Nothing is absolute…

Wannabes!!!

Wannabes …There so many…I met so many all through out my life…
In college, I have found some small town girls wanting to be hype like the girls from metros…Girls from metros want to be as cool as the NRIs; the NRIs want to be like those firang females…And there are so many wannabes… The language, slang to be specific, dressing style, topics of discussion they pick up from their so-called ideals… I just want to make one point very clear, making someone your ideal and trying to emulate them is far, far different than being a wannabe and copying the so-called ideal of yours and giving up your true self in the process. Now, same is the story with guys wannabes…The guys want to be John-look-alike, will sport long, straightened hair, no matter how bad they look with all those split ends and weird colours, SRK look-alike will wear bright, zingy-zangy shirts. I could spot so many guys, wearing those tight T-shirts and in process of building body, they end up with disproportionate body… I firmly believe that “Looking Good” is a feeling common with most of human beings, but in this process, why to end up being a joke!

AM BACK

i am back .know no one reads my blog other thn us and some galti se aa gaye strangers .
i ill be trying frm now to be regualr at my both the blogs .blogging is fun when u r penning down the thoughts that come in ur mind exactly when u writing sumthing.instantaneous thoughts and
memories.

so just sit back and read.