QUOTES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quotes,one liners and bumper sticker humor
i have a penchant for them .
the most effective are the most shortest.

ill regularly post them under their tags.

starting with a few

"People change, and forget to tell"..-author unknown(courtesy- supernova)

"Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason" Jerry Seinfeld quotes (American television actor and comedian, b.1954)

"The second greatest trick that god ever pulled was convincing the world that love exists."-unknown

"We are all in the gutter ,but some of us are looking at the stars."- Oscar wilde

"Man who scratch *** should not bite fingernails."

"Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure." Murphy's Law

"Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside!" - Mark Twain

"Knowing what / Thou knowest not / Is in a sense / Omniscience."
Piet Hein, poet and scientist (1905-1996)

"Cowardice asks the question, 'Is it safe?' Expediency asks the question, 'Is it politic?' Vanity asks the question, 'Is it popular?' But, conscience asks the question, 'Is it right?' And there comes a time when one must take a position that is neither safe, nor politic, nor popular but one must take it because one's conscience tells one that it is right."

Martin Luther King, Jr.

"God gives every bird his worm, but he does not throw it into the nest."
Swedish proverb


"They know enough who know how to learn."


"We lie the loudest when we lie to ourselves."

"Only enemies speak the truth; friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. "

"Don't be yourself. Be someone a little nicer."

"The 2nd day of a diet is always easier than the 1st. By the 2nd day you're off it."