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Dear DHAKKAD(n7710),
This is to let you know, we all are missing you a lot here.
Mom-Dad have not taken food (of their choice) for the last so many days.
I too haven't found your surrogate as yet n my friends are bearing (a lot more thn )with me .remember all those threats we together brought for spammings janta's message inbox (best were those 30-30 page emails converted to sms's sent to those skinny phones lyk 1100,2300 etc which would make dem go 'TALLI')
Before giving my condolences to my 'DHAKKAD' i shud first introduce you all wid my(used to be) nokia 7710,marketed as a smartphone by nokia still the dumbest lookin mobile phone in which nokia ever blew current into(No hard feelings dude!).NOKIA'S TOUCHSCREEN FIASCO and u know tumhare childhood pe motorazR dint came into existence nahi to bete you too wud hv been boasting a shilpa shetty jaisi figure but you were to mine 'APNE' wala 'MIRACLE BOY' . Ur back was as bare as shekhar suman's chest (yeah ....yeah....yeah..........i admit i havent gave u new clothes in your whole lifespan).and haan ..ha.aa..an that f**k*n speaker phone u got everytym act as interpreter which strain out all those abusive slangs addrsessed to me to words lyk thanku'z n lotsa love etc etc ...n jab anything i say ill amplified it to teri....ki n etc etc...chalo despite all those pissing features(you gotta admit dude u sucked big time).oye haan battery ki tareef to 'LEFT' waloon ke tantrums ki tarah left hi reh gayi itni 'vaddi' battery guys at MOTOROLA would have made a another slim phone out of it and antonym to energizer ki ad (long lasting) battery(dis is for information of all those people who dint came near me darr ki maare of the battery explosion news ,it wasnt bl-5c neither was it that bl-4c ) couldnt cope up with u not until the evening dude n haath khade kar deti thi .Cha.alo anyways you Rocked dude(with that f**k*n speaker too).
bought it on 4th of sept 2005 (my sis bday & i got the gift(source : bade hone ki 109 benefits))
At the electronics me n dad were to find a new phone for her bday gift n tumhe dekhte hi i was drooling like a lungi wale uncle watching a ramsay bros filmed rape in a dakbangla.So i overclocked my p386 to core2duo 2ghz to fabricate a new story to convince dad to drop the idea of buying a new phone for her and instead buy me you dude (mehnat lagi thi uncle). So i brought u home after that BIG FIGHT with that shopkeeper (the guy was not ready to laminate you for nothing, was saying ki itna bada phone hai itne sale profit nahi hoga jitni ki lamination karwa loge aap).For the whole night i couldnt just keep my hands off you(no kinky feelings too dude).I googled for you n for the stuff to stuff up your belly (90mb internal n 128mb mmc).





I still remember you were quite upset when I tried to force all those pirated applications and games down your throat.I accept everybody is possessive about his old attire but never had I imagined you would be so stubborn and cling your outdated original themes .In hindsight, I believe you had at least some reasons for being so inflexible.Of course, I thought you were just acting tough.Like a classy actress refusing to wear fake D&G, you desperately said ‘no’.I mean n7710 a touchscreen smartphone from stables of NOKIA world's leading manufacturers has some basic dignity.
I might have been brutal but you were always so obliging.Hope you still remember that chilly midnight of 25th December before the DSP exam i left you with my roomie that body odour ogre king which tried all his skills just to open your keylock & finally dropped you over the table failing n resulting a scar on your bum and when that nympho-surd borrowed you to watch all his 3gp scandals on your 640*320 fullscreen. and tum 'shaane' wahan jaake along with help of ur battery band pad jaate the.Not to forget all those incidents .How that strengthened our bonding!


I simply love the faces u made when i purchased that o2 atom & us day to tumne hadh hi kar4 di thi whn DIWALI pe i bought n93i (dude u were yelling lyk a typical bollywood c grade heroine "ya to is ghar me meri sautan rahegi ya mein")



Now that you are nowhere to be found, I often get up in the middle of the night. I gaze at the stars from the window of my 4th floor flat, thinking how blessed I was to have you. With teary eyes and a heavy heart I often miss my personal collection of ringtones,ebooks , *.html & *.doc .that you so very gracefully used to carry and unfold at the touch of my fingers on your screen.You were a real companion, a true friend - the way you used to hide all those x-rated pictures and videos in fake files and folders (and sometimes cunningly made it difficult even for me to remember and retrieve!).

You were so moody yaar, I even miss your unique way of throwing tantrums.You sometimes proved to be a nincompoop,u fondly carried out all those calls and conversations with my friends and whenever a female voice appeared on the other side you started loosing signals that was really silly, friend!
I always used to take special pride with you carrying in my palms(despite you dint fit in that) and d way i have to hold my low rise bcoz of your weight yaar.Recall my H.O.D scolding ME ONE DAY "dont bring video games to classrooms" (those were the days yaar when we used to surf sitting on those last benches and gawking at the most ___ rani mukherjee's n kajols of out class )and watching videos after every interval and playing games over bluetooth keeping apart the nostalgia.I know I have not lost you, I know you have gone away find yourself. To get some ‘space’.

our ‘janam janam ka rishta’ will remain.
i can only beg your forgiveness and say… Purani baatein bhool jao, jo hua so hua, laut aao mere pyaare dhakkad. Tumhein koi kuchh nahin kahega…..

‘CRAP’PELLA'

The tendency to splurge seems to come naturally to Punjabis ,but a Ludhiana youth recently took things a bit too far by purchasing a mobile number for Rs 15 lakh. Is it primarily due to spendthrift nature of Punjabis that the state has become a favored destination for leading brands?
If Punjabis do not get over their spending ways, the rift between rich and poor will widen , leading to social unrest.(source-Hindustan times. 14aug)http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/Rs_1550_lakh_for_a_VIP_mobile_number/articleshow/2237339.cms

here seems to be no limit to price tags on status. Even so, paying a jaw-dropping Rs 15.50 lakh for a fancy cell phone number is clearly India’s most expensive ring. That’s the amount Ludhiana lad Amit Malhotra coughed up for 9780000000.


Even for a city known for its if-you-have-it-flaunt-it attitude, Ludhiana, which has the most Mercs per capita of any Indian metro and where Rs 6 lakh suitlengths are common sartorial acquisitions, Amit’s new number has become an emblem of status.

But 15 lakh yaar , 15,00,000 INR for a mobile number. “Tagde baap da hi putt hona”(a brat heir backed up by a is loaded , say fully loaded father)


Punjabis are in habit of living life king-size, their tendency to be different from others do not restrict them from loosening their pockets . Punjabis zest for life, combined with one-upmanship, is phenomenal, whether in cozy comforts of their homes or at the battlefront. Living in present is the motto, working hard, earning enough and blowing it away in their penchant for showing off.


Is it that Punjabis don’t know how to spend?
They will spend lavishly on palatial houses and luxury cars (having the highest number of pajero’s running on its roads,Punjab have numerous imported vehicles including BMW n volkswagons )
this reminds me of an incident -told by a friend of mine residing at his native village. During the real estate boom , most of the landlords of his village including them sold their lands and brought a fleet of 19 skodas sayin “sara pind ‘skoda’ di rail(train) bana ke liyaya si”
Be it d such lavish spending is undoubtedly the result of cash inflow from sources like real estate and NRI remittances.

Certainly Punjabis are all around the globe (dere’s a local saying alloos (potato) , coke n sardars can be found anywhere in the world )



By paying 15 lakh for a mobile number this youth might have tried to create history, get real dude, thou should have bought a ‘VERTU’ instead.
I ill wrap this ‘CRAP’pella by this old saying, “khada peeta laahe da,baaki ahmed shahe da “ (whateve you spend on yourself is yours rest ill be taken away)

Wealth is like sea water; the more we drink, the thirstier we become; the same is true of fame.- Schopenhauer

chk dis too http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/05/23/mobile_number_sold/





http://www.threegmobile.net/gallery/vertu/



http://www.dialaphone.co.uk/blog/?p=73

50 Fun things to do WITH YOUR IPOD(APPLE ONLY GUYS)

In the FIVE years since its introduction, the iPod has proven to be a versatile little device. Despite a relatively closed architecture, hackers have found their way in. Content creators and software makers put information at your fingertips when you're on the go. Would-be designers have added to the fashionable styling’s of the now-ubiquitous white ear buds. Hardware makers and enthusiasts have augmented the iPod with new add-on gadgets. Here are a few dozen things you can do with your iPod besides listen to music.

01 Make your own pirate radio station
Just expose the antenna on your iTrip FM transmitter and you can broadcast your iPod's music library to any radio a short distance away. Useful for silencing loud radios or just messing with people

02 Dress it up
If Apple's iPod Socks don't catch your fancy, there's always the iPod SKINS
ill trade d black one fr u2 edition

03 Record audio without extra hardware
Rather than buying the iTalk, you can install a program called Podzilla on your iPod and use a regular old microphone to record high quality audio.

04 Listen to your mp3 collection in the car
Griffin and Kensington (among others) sell FM transmitters for the iPod. Just tune your radio to the proper frequency and out comes your music collection.

05 Store your photos on the go
If you're out shooting and don't have enough room on your camera's memory card for all the photos you want to take, offload them to your iPod with Media Reader, erase the card, and shoot away.

06 CREATE YOUR OWN IPHONE
fasten together YOUR IPOD AND MOBILE PHONE BACK TO BACK .

07 Share your music with complete strangers
Approach someone with the signature white ear buds, smile, and trade headphone jacks to get an earful of your new friend's music.

08 Find your way in the dark
Griffin's iBeam turns your iPod into a laser pointer (for presentations, annoying people at the movies, or exercising your cat) or a flashlight. If only it would shine the currently playing song info.AND NEXT TYM IN CASE OF A POWER CUT GV REST TO YOUR N110’S N GIVE A CHANCE TO THIS

09 Look at yourself in the mirror
The backs of the larger iPods (ipod video)are very shiny and make pretty good mirrors.
10 Get it a tattoo
As your iPod gets older and grow more rebellious, it'll eventually want to get a tattoo. O'Reilly is happy to help with this guide to creating your own iPod tattoos. No word on any available piercings.

11 Record your vocal thoughts
With the iTalk or Belkin Voice Recorder, your iPod has audio-in capability as well. Record notes to yourself, interviews for later transcription, or just ramble into it and share it with the world

12 Modify the look and feel of the iPod OS
iPod Wizard lets you modify the graphics and fonts that come with your iPod so that, for example, imagine annoyed by ‘cap ka saroor’ wizard when you start it up.

13 Get mugged
Thieves in several cities have reportedly been targeting folks wearing the iPod's signature white headphones and stealing their iPods. Look at this as an excuse to get some better headphones.GALS, NEXT TIME IF U SEE A HAIRED GUY GAWKING AT YOU DON’T FROWN .NOW U KNOW WHY ?

14 Mix drinks at the bar
Podtender contains recipes for over 900 mixed cocktails n mocktails

15 Murder someone
HeadlinedNews.com recently reported that "Memphis woman was arrested and charged with first-degree murder after she bludgeoned her boyfriend to death with an iPod" but was later revealed to be a hoax. Still, the 60GB iPod Photo is a hefty chunk of metal...settle down, I guess among us no one gonna sacrifice our ipod for a lunatic .

17 Keep track of your appointments
All iPods, except for the shuffle, come with calendaring functionality built in, so you can sync your desktop calendar to your iPod and keep track of where you're supposed to be and when if you're out and about.

18 Read your favorite weblogs
Keep track of the news and what your friends are up to by putting their RSS feeds on your iPod.

19 Cook a nice dinner
The PodGourmet software contains 260 recipes for the discerning chef.

20 DJ at a club
No need for turntables at some clubs these days. Some DJs just play from their iPods and some clubs even invite patrons to plug-in and play something from their own personal iPods.
(BT PLZ DON’T ASK ANY DRINKS FROM SUPERMODELS AT THE CLUB)

21 Change the channel on your TV
Using Griffin's TotalRemote software and IR device and a bit of elbow grease, you can set up your iPod as a remote for any number of devices, including your TV, DVD player, Xbox.

22 Relive the good old Walkman days
If you pull the guts out of an old Sony Walkman, you can stow your iPod in there and wear it around pretending it's 1987 all over again. PLAY SOME GOVINDA N MITHUNN NUMBERS .YELLING Jhakkass……

23 Take photos of it with famous landmarks
For whatever reason, lots of people like taking photos of their iPods in various locations around the world, including THE TAJ MAHAL , SANTOSSA ISLAND, and dozens of other places.

24 Explore alternative energy sources
Solio is a solar powered charger for the iPod that also works with popular mobile phones and PDAs. Wouldn't it be cool if the entire back panel of the iPod were a solar cell so you'd never need a charger?

25 Podcast
Using a voice recorder attachment, you can record your thoughts on your iPod, dump it to your computer, publish it to your web site in such a way that people can download your musings to their iTunes Library, sync that with their iPod, and listen to you babble about something on their way to work. It's called podcasting and hopefully it'll get much easier than that.

26 Add a (much) larger hard drive
If the hard drive in your iPod dies, it turns out that with the proper converter, you can just replace it with a normal-sized 3.5" hard drive. Not that you'd want to, but still cool!

27 Sell it on eBay and use the profits to buy a Chinese knockoff
The iPod is too popular not to have inspired Asian knockoffs. Here's a Chinese version of the iPod mini. It's got a USB 2.0 connector, plays MP3s, WMA,WMV,AAC N ALMOST ALL AVAILABLE files, and contains a built-in FM tuner. YEAH THE OS IS SUCKIN. N D CLICKWHEEL ARE MOCKED BY THE BUTTONS BT STILL..SASTA BHI TO HAI .

28 Look up old friends
Keep track of your contacts on the iPod with built-in software. Supports standard vCard files.

29 DELUDE YOUR FOLKS

BY HIDING IPOD IN THIS ZUNE CASE

Note: Actual number of fun things you can do with your iPod may not equal 50. No refunds.

Also if u r wise enough to spot the no.16 spoof u r just good at counting.

TITLE LIKHNA MANDATORY HAI KI ?

(oye uncle wahaan kahan se pahunch gya yeh s***e angrez bhi kahan kahan pahunch jaate hain nahi?)
UPAR SE yeh toota huya tyre leke wahaan kya khel rha hai
DEW KI AD HAI KYA?

the gobingsagar lake (nangal dam ) photography was prohibited dere n kudos to the 10x zoom of my nikon .somehow managed to get near dat veerappan ditto style mustachio d
hawaldaar goes lyk-"oye kaun hai oye wahaan & yeh camera yahaan allowed nahi hai"board nahi dikhte jagah jagah lage huye
me: bt yeh toh bas aise hi hai ji
hum toon yahaan ghoom hi rahe hain bas
h.w- yahaan 7 baje ke baad rukna mana hai
(u have to visit dat place guys its lyk d most peaceful place, parinda bhi potty nahi karta wahaan )
me: bt firbhi pta taan lage problem ki hai?
h.w: yaar dekho terrorist bhi hamare tumhare jaise hi hote hain (i striked by d thought ki bete tere jaise to pakke hi hote hain ,haan mere jaise shape wale terrorist toh zee news waloon ke 'insat' mein bhi nahi aayenge) agar is dam ko kuch ho gya saraa punjab doob jayega
n i thot' meri swimming bhi so-so hi hai
toh aukha hi howega
thanked d verrappan part2
fr d jaroori info n promised nt to leak dese pictures to R.A.W.

clicked during the naina deviji trip

and i aint a botonist to knw all dese flower names

dis one taken at the sheesh mahal patiala
coz of the lighting turned out to be so good

FABRIQUE-DE-INDYEAH!

(INDIAN GUTTERS ON L.A ROADS)

SIXTY YEARS AGO WHEN THE TRICOLOR FIRST FLUTTERED OVER AN INDEPENDENT INDIA AT THAT TIME OUR COLONIAL MASTERS BELIEVED THAT INDIA WOULD NOT LAST LONG AS A NATION.

AFTER THE PARTITION FROM OUR MUSLIM ‘BHAI’LOGS. (CAN THIS BE THE REASON TO BRING A FATWA in MY NAME? )CHALO –VE FAME HI MIL JAYEGA,SANSANI MEIN FEATURE HO JAYUNGA YAAR.)

THE DIVERSITIES OF CULTURES, RELIGIONS, LANGUAGES-GUJRATI, BENGALI,SINDHI,PUNJABI OR WAH’TEVER(my I.Q is comparable to temperature of ANTARTICA in units )
Still we share 29,73,190 sq km. of land with 1,129,866,154 homosapeins (comprising numerous homo erectus like me) (FOUND GOOGLING)

ALSo kudos for all those members of 'HINSA' club & 'AHINSA'club who punt out those punters.
So lets ally (hand in hand n mujhe himesh and mallika ka haath nahi pakadna)and celebrate our 60th independence day (technically toh mera 22nd hoga)and our INDIANESS.

Talkin about ‘INDYEAH’ a country previously known to world as THE LAND OF SNAKE CHARMERS.NOW KNOWN AS D LAND OF BEST TALENT IN TECHNICAL,MEDICAL,AND YEAH OUTSOURCING TOO.I ANTICIPATE (recalling jal’s ‘ek din aayega’) getting a call from some M.r SMITH selling me some holiday package of ‘THE RITZ’ hotel n myself replying to him with ‘all’ those PROPER ADJECTIVES.(bpo ki story some other time)
But anyhow we are on an adrenaline, ‘INDIA DI GADDI FULL SPEED TE HAI’. All we have to do is make sure it never runs out of fuel.ANYHOW IF it ever runs out JUGAAD technology to hai hi .


(it happens only in india)